1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
by guy#3031204 June 20, 2008
Get the Can of Whoop-assmug. 
a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.
coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!
gym student: uh...can i return it?
gym student: uh...can i return it?
by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011
Get the can i return it?mug. by fyrfyter July 14, 2004
Get the coke can cockmug. Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009
Get the Can of Whoop Assmug. A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011
Get the Tuna can penismug. Can-O-Black refers to the Phenomenon wherein a person (Mainly White Women) use excessive amount of Self-Tanning creams, sprays and lotions; in order to change their ethnicity. Hence, a White woman can cover her skin in so much Self-Tanning cream, that it changes her skin color and makes her look like a Latina or Black woman.
(Can-O-Black Chick) I'm the hottest black chick you will ever meet! (Dude) Please! Your the only black chick I know that if I locked you in a closet for two weeks you would turn white! (Can-O-Black Chick) Are you crazy, Do you know how hard it is to get my skin looking this good? (dude) Yeah, $9.95 a can, 3 cans a week.
by the2ndflood August 22, 2008
Get the Can-O-Blackmug.