magic skool bus head

To have a big ole blockhead

Damien has a big ass magic skool bus

by Chaz April 23, 2005

Throwing Him Under The Bus

A story you use at work to blame someone else as to take suspicion away from you so you don't get the blame.

Dan knew he wasn't WCP compliant, but then either was Scott. So Dan made sure that upper management knew that Scott was non-compliant, thereby taking the heat off him. Dan is good at throwing him under the bus!

by UYPFG&NE June 25, 2009

short bus

Smaller than average bus used to carry mentally disabled students also known as a "Tart-cart"

If your mother says your "special" you probably ride the short bus.

by Cory Skates June 25, 2005

mung bus

A yellow school bus that is equivalent to a short bus that transports retarded kids to a "special" school in Pittsburgh, PA. It is sponsored by Mung Eggs, an egg farm.

"You're so fucking stupid, you're going to be riding the mung bus next year!"

by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004

Catch the Bus

Dying by suicide, caught in past tense.

Facing a conviction for sex trafficking of minors, Epstein decided to catch the bus out of jail.

by Just a Joe Schmo January 10, 2022

NFI bus

An integral part of your computer (or any other piece of equiptment) which can randomly malfunction, causing a variety of issues and complaints, but which will then work the next day and/or the minute a tech looks at it. This allows the tech to take credit for fixing your computer, when in reality they have NFI what was wrong with it in the first place or how they got it to work.

Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).

-Tech pokes monitor, computer boots up-
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!

by aahhelp July 21, 2006

Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022