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better-n-halo

anything that is more fun than halo. That isn't hard to accomplish sence halo is overrated and incredibly boring with nothing new.
Games that are better-n-halo
Rainbow Six Vegas
Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
Mass Effect
and even the underdog Kane and Lynch Dead Men
Ect.
Exactly what I just named up there- and more
BETTER-N-HALO
by Cpl. Kane January 17, 2008
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Betteridge

Male sexual magnet from the south west.
that Betty is soooo lush ...
by kitten November 29, 2004
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Beretta

An Italian firearms manufacturer that loves to advertise the fact that they've been in business since Renaissance times. The quality of their products is somewhat hit-or-miss. They have made some excellent rifles, like the M1 Garand-derivative BM59. They make pretty good, though overpriced shotguns. Their pistols just suck.

Their trademark piece, the 9mm Model 92, is a study in bad design. It was adopted by the US Military as the M9 in 1985 to replace the superior M1911 .45 as the standard-issue sidearm, despite the fact that it failed the tests at Aberdeen Proving Grounds and caused serious injury to one of the testers. The design is highly susceptible to dirt, and the open-top slide means it will always get packed with dirt no matter how much you baby it. Ask anybody who carried one in Iraq, the slightest bit of dirt will make the M9 jam to hell and gone. The magazines don't feed well and wear out quickly. The trigger pull is too heavy, which throws off your aim. On top of that, they are made of crappy steel. Beretta 92s will get cracks in the slide after 2,000-4,000 rounds and need to be completely rebuilt. By comparison, Glocks can last 40,000-50,000 rounds, SIGs last 80,000-100,000 rounds, and 1911s are known to go for a million rounds or more with their original parts.
"My M4 ran dry just as that hajji came around the corner with an AK. Didn't have time for a mag change, so I switched to my M9. Fucker jammed on me, and I just cleaned it that morning. Thank God that hajji couldn't shoot for shit, 'cause I had to bum rush him and stick his ass with my knife! Fuckin' beretta sucks, man!"
by yt45 January 14, 2013
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L + Ratio + Fatherless Child + Yb Better

It is refering to you
look this bozo 🤡 L + Ratio + Fatherless Child + Yb Better
by pivable November 26, 2021
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University of No Better Choice

A slang term for UNBC, the University of Northern British Columbia. It is so called because its lower admission requirements, combined with its lower tuition fees and the lower cost of living where the university is located, in Prince George, often make it a choice of necessity rather than true choice.

However the university is ranked quite high in Canadian standings for achievement and quality of education.
I fucked up my GPA by failing a sculpture class, now I have to finish my English degree at the University of No Better Choice!
by moonbug November 13, 2006
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beretta

Quite possibly the tightest pistol ever made. I have a 92fs, and it shoots ok. 15 rnd. mag. Stainless Steel! It's only downfall is its wierd trigger pull; really light at first, but locks up at the last 2 mm. Then you have to pull hard. And finally fires. Double action semi-automatic. Really Cool, Really Reliable.
That Beretta is soooooo tight ass, dawg!!!
by P8NTbalESF May 10, 2003
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feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.
"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019
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