full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Owoja board

A common appliance around the household, this noble device is used to summon a gamer-girl to the premises.

Christian summoned his "girlfriend" via owoja board

by Bitchmaster Bryan January 10, 2020

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020

big boater

A stupid tourist particularly one on a cruise ship, which big boaters often refer to as a big boat.

The big boater asked, “Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?”

by Slipper supporter April 24, 2020

fig boar

The most elite 4 man defensive line in high school football.

When fig boar was put into the game, the fans knew a sack was coming.

by Fig boar November 5, 2020