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Text Block

This happens when the girl you like is with another guy. So, in order to make sure that guy does not get with the girl you like, you constantly text message the girl. If you get a reply, you have just successfully text blocked another guy.
In the following situation, Guy2 has successfully text blocked Guy:

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok...sure, but hold on I just got a text from Guy2. *She replies: I can't, I am with another guy.*
Guy2: *Text message 2: Is he chill?*
Girl: *Text message 2: Nope, i dont really like him too much, lets hang out later.*

However, in the following situation, Guy2 has failed to text block Guy.

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok, let go. *Gets a text message and pays no attention to it.*
by Your Move Chief May 12, 2009
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Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"
I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.
by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007
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clock-block

When your alarm clock goes off at the wrong time, preventing you from sleeping in.
Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."

John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."
by MoreMagic March 7, 2008
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God Block

A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.
Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?
by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 4, 2010
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M-block

a place in mahopac that is ghetto and is more ghetto than carmel which is filled with a bunch of crackers who think they are ghetto
cramel kid: yo this place is ghetto

other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole

M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!
by chuck norris is my idle July 24, 2008
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tit block

similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.
That bitch totally just tit blocked me from that hot guy at the bar.
by sftbllr101877 February 4, 2010
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Cock Block bitch

One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.
Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.
by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 11, 2010
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