Cauc block

When a black man usurps the romantic machinations of a white man on a lady, and it turns out he's either got way more game or she likes men of color better anyway.

John thought things were moving in the right direction after chatting all night with Stacy. But when Tyrone came over with her next drink and a smile, John became all but forgotten by Stacy. Total Cauc block.

by zelums November 14, 2010

cinder block

A reference to a book of unnecessarily large proportions; resembling a cinder block in both size and weight.

Person 1: Wow, I'm reading such a great book. It's only 872 pages!
Person 2: Looks more like a cinder block to me.

by purple-penguin November 20, 2014

Cop Blocked

Whenever any/all of your present fun would be stopped/prevented by an officer of the law.

John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...

by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009

Cock Block

Cock blocking is when a man is interested in having sexual relations with a female and is interrupted by a 3rd party making the chances of him having sexual intercourse with female much harder.

Kristen is cock blocking

by TT203 December 5, 2011

poop block

The one solid piece of poop that is stopping you from a diarrhea disaster.

Thank goodness that i had a poop block during that party or else things would have gotten ugly!

by seak_69 July 11, 2010

Blocked iOS

Blocked is the best player in vpn clan. He is 120fps and plays as a true god. Often pushes too much.

Omg look its Blocked iOS he is such a good player!

by EternityGo August 11, 2020

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

by J.Marinaro May 8, 2013