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Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 9, 2018
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Devil's Biscuits

Ski conditions where the ice is groomed into large chunks of ice. Larger than death cookies
"How are the conditions," "runs full of the devil's Biscuits"
by Grungus1 March 16, 2019
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European biscuit

When someone shits on a cookie and you eat it
Dude, I heard she gave you a European biscuit?!
by Biscuit$ January 23, 2022
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Bunny biscuit

An ugly MILF that tries to seduce you.
His mom is a real Bunny Biscuit.
by Charles Darwin 23 October 22, 2017
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Biscuit tin

by Diclhead May 6, 2021
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Shit Biscuit

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.
''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''
by King King Kellie January 11, 2022
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biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.
Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.
by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021
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