Needs banged

When an attractive individual (usually female) appears as though they should be participating in sexual intercourse. Female scale ratings usually fall under 8-10, sometimes 7 depending on the day, amount of skin showing and/or alcohol assumption. This is used toward an elite group and should not be thrown around loosely.

Dude 1: "Hey, have you seen Becky today?"

Dude 2: "No. Why?

Dude 1: "pshh. Girl needs banged!"

by FishKid April 14, 2010

Wall banger

A male in a public place such as a bar or club that stands against the wall instead of talking to females. Usually the male is holding a drink or on a mobile phone.

James: "Drew you need to stop being a wall banger and talk to some chicks. Next thing you'll be headed home to go to bed."

Drew: "I wall bang because I lack confidence and I'm waiting for a model to walk in this bar in the middle of the ghetto."

by Jayredbull October 1, 2016

Nicholas Bigelow

Has lots of acne and is someone you want to stay away from. He’s always daydreaming about something inappropriate so you’ll often catch him drooling.

Nicholas Bigelow is always staring at girls trying to get their number.

by The Most Knowledgeable March 8, 2019

my boobs are bigger than yours

A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.

My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"

and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.

"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"

by ERM97 June 25, 2018

Jock Binger

A high school jock who eats more than needed in order to bulk up for football, or other sports. Most jocks are binge eaters because they love eating.

Guy:"Look at all the pizza their eating."
Other Guy:"Well, they're jock bingers."

by Dactyl June 17, 2007

McGang Banger

when you go to mcdonalds and order a hot 'n spicy and a double cheese burger from the dollar menu, you then place the meat of the hot 'n spicy in between the two meats of the double cheeseburger

there are two types: unprotected and protected

protected- where you also place the buns of the hot 'n spicy in between the double cheeseburger

unprotected- without the buns of the hot 'n spicy

someone: "i just had an awesome unprotected McGang Banger"
someone else: "mmm...delcious

by anywayz August 25, 2010