Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

baking my face

The act of putting tranludient powder on refering to make up

" babe hurt up we need to go "

" hold on im baking my face "

by Alexandrea June 23, 2017

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Breaking the Ceiling

When an author appears in their own work of fiction and interacts with the characters they’ve created.

The phrase is a nod to “Breaking the Fourth Wall”, wherein characters acknowledge the fact that there is an audience/that they are in a work of fiction. (Famous example: Deadpool)

See also: metafiction

Dude 1: Do you ever read Pearls Before Swine?
Dude 2: Yes! I love how he’s always breaking the ceiling in that strip.

by Prof K1792 February 22, 2019

Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.

All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!

by Dumper Dave December 3, 2019

Beatings

What you give to your disobediant child when he/she doesn't do his homework.

"Bobby got beatings from his dad when he found him not doing his homework"

by The bullet that went in John L June 5, 2020

Breaking Benjamin

One of those bands that has no bad songs, sure you can like some more than others, but none of them are bad! It's also the reason me and my dad are best friends, we bond over music. GO BUY ALL OF BREAKING BENJAMIN'S CD'S YOU WON'T REGRET ITTTTTT!!!!!!

My dad: " play Phase!!"

Me: "My pleasure!!!"
*The both of us singing along with Phase and other Breaking Benjamin songs*

by APansexualGirl February 26, 2021