Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 20, 2023
by nexbo January 19, 2023
Dragon's Dogma equivalent of commiting suicide. Literally thrusting a shortsword called "Godsbane" into your chest.
John: I was playing some Dragon's Dogma yesterday and accidentally romanced Feste bro.
Mike: Just godsbane yourself in front of him and uninstall dude.
Mike: Just godsbane yourself in front of him and uninstall dude.
by Berchewe October 12, 2022
by jsamxo September 28, 2020
by Joew310 March 11, 2016
Verb: slang for someone jizzing on le tits, wearing a diamond necklace and someone jizzing on the necklace, or jizzin on your own le tits and le licking it off.
by pissybabyGORL December 4, 2022
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 29, 2012