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boner poops 

poops that are as hard as boners
Max had boner poops today.
boner poops by -\(^.^)/- June 2, 2016

boner-eating shitwad 

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole
ryan is a boner-eating shitwad
boner-eating shitwad by speshul_K September 10, 2005

boner dome 

its like a dick head, dick=boner, head=dome. its a guy that thinks with the head of his penis and not the head on his shoulder.
or a catch phrase, which would celebrate the idea of thinking with your dick
BONER DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boner dome by NICONATOR December 16, 2009

Boner Situation 

A situation that is likely to give a boner. Usually involve women (for straight people).
Exemple:
Guy #1: Yo man, I was at some Jess' party and Megan kept shaking her ass on me. I felt like dry sex.

Guy #2 : Bro, what a nice Boner Situation.

boner ghost 

When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.
George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.
boner ghost by Sephtis February 6, 2015

Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know
Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!
Boner Alert by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX April 20, 2016