Weekly Birthday

When someone needs more than 1 birthday a year, they celebrate their birthday weekly to share the wonders of aging up so quickly.

Sam: Guys It's my weekly birthday this Tuesday, what are you guys getting me
Mat: Fuck Off

by BrawlGang July 14, 2021

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

An unknown god-like entity that harnesses the power of destroying the world as we know it.

"Happy Birthday!"
the world fucking implodes.

by Dequavious Notirationism XXII April 25, 2022

Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

It his always his birthday. If you have a friend named Junsei, you are legally allowed to sing happy birthday as much as you want in November 7&8

Hey Junsei it is November 7.
Junsei: Aw crap

Me: that’s right it is Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

by Master chapstick November 7, 2019

Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Birthday

A special holiday that only occurs on each day that is great at your Junes

"Happy Birthday!"

by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023