Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

by Legumo August 26, 2021

AP

Audemars Piquet. The watch brand from switzerland.

I'm buying a new AP today!!

by NVKE May 13, 2018

Ap

Indonesian term for shortening Apa ("What" in Bahasa).

Andrius : "Wey tod"
Boreas : "Ap"

by BaldyNigga April 1, 2021

AP The GK

One of the greatest GKs…

Hails from Coho, MA
Leads every chart in saves, save percentage, clean sheets, and red cards

Yo, did you see the highlights from the match AP The GK played in?

by urban-awesome-urban September 5, 2023

cube-ape

A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.

John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.

by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008

Ape

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.

"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"

"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"

by TrueHylian July 3, 2021

Big daddy ap

A attractive lesbian that gets girls.

Big daddy ap has so many gfns.

by Big daddy ap October 7, 2021