evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021

evan peters

best guy best actress super hot hotter than the sun

"omg have you see evan peters in ahs(American horror story)"
Yes hes so fineee

by Ihavetoomanyphases March 28, 2025

UNCLE EVANED

Uncle Evaned

When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.

by Bebobebo999 September 17, 2021

Evan seklecki

Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap

Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe

by Evanisagod September 2, 2019

Evan

Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.

Evan slapped my balls earlier

by ananumus124263454567 February 23, 2024

Evan

He is a nice guy : )

"Oh hey look it's Evan!"
"YOOO SUP EVAN!!"

by i_like_to_ree May 4, 2022

Evan Stockman

Just a very sexy man

Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot

by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021