American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy

I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

American

A language

“Do you speak Chinese?” “Idk, do you speak American?”

by It’sCanadaGeeseBruudha June 16, 2019

American School

SHooting range

"Bill why are you bringing the Remington?"
"I'm going to the shooting range!"
"But we're at an elementary school."
"Well yeah this is an American School!"

by Chunkyitis November 8, 2019

American

(N)

- Not lesbian, not of lesbian nature, not attracted to females.

Gerenifericashley: "Do you know if she's lesbian?"
Bob: "She's American."
Gerenifericashley: "Fuck, there goes my chances."

by manicmvvn May 26, 2020

American Water

Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.

"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."

by Sir Rightalot August 19, 2020

American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021

American-owned

Code word for business that is owned and operated by white people. Mostly used in the motel and gas station business to differentiate the business from others run by Asian-Americans specifically of Indian decent.

Hey Bubba, let’s stay at the American-owned motel, we know it’s clean since it is run by whites like us.

by Perspective is Truth April 15, 2021