Adam

Appears to be an average guy but make no mistake, this piece of crap will let you down again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again... you get the idea.

Ben: Adam, do you want to come to the driving range this afternoon?
Adam: Yeah sure.
*couple hours later*
Ben: Can't wait to go to the driving range this afternoon.
Adam: I can't go, I got to suck on a d*** from Weston.

by Randolph_The_Great April 11, 2019

Adam

A man who cannot ejaculate.

Adam couldn't come when Sarah ravaged him last night.

by Brylars June 7, 2011

adam

Someone who never stops eating apples. OR Someone who eats, and chews apples loudly, open mouthed, and doesn't notice how much someone hates him for it.

Dude, stop being an Adam, I can hear you chewing your apple from over here.

by C.S.W.T.L S.W.A.T December 24, 2007

adam sandler

Another ex SNL actor. See SNL turds. Made alot of movies and must have powerful hollywood friends, because, bottom line: hes just not funny. Never was.

Want to see that new adam sandler movie?
No.
Me either.

by john October 29, 2004

adamism

its when you have the power to make people unmad at you.

Lina: why did you cheat??

Karla: because i love youu

Lina: Aww that's the power of adamism

by Aditup January 2, 2012

adam moore

The dump you just took.

"Hey I just took a big ADAM MOORE"

by Behavaksbsksbbs January 30, 2016

Adam

Usually a Fuckboy or a Cunt
The type of person who would steal from the Dollar Store and even their friends. Has a small dick and acts like a douche to strangers in order to compensate

Ray Charles: Yo I just stole my Girlfriends cat
Obama: You shouldn't pull an Adam my nigga

by A Straight White Male March 19, 2018