papa banana

when papa soon realizes he has the mother fucking dick of a banana

pap realized he had a papa banana

by TheMiner112 October 5, 2016

Nana Banana

When a person annoys you and you want to annoy him too so you say "Nana Banana". It's like saying "I'm not listening" or "You can't catch me". It is oftenly said in a game of Catch/Hide and seek

Someone: you got a ticket to the movies? This movie sucks!
Me: jealous much? Nana Banana

by U I May 10, 2019

roundhouse banana

The act of putting a banana in the girls anus and having her spin around shaking swinging her legs like she doing a roundhouse kick until it flys out. An extra challenge is trying to get it to fly into the partners mouth.

“why are you wearing a eye patch brandon”
“ marsha and me tried doing a roundhouse banana last night”

by G-gangsta December 2, 2019

Gray Banana

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

Took the banana

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"

"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."

by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011

crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.

Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.

by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022

Banana Towtruck

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off

I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck

by Bigballerbuddy214 June 15, 2015