Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Girl: "I love what you and Jane have together. I want that. I should say yes to Jim."
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."
Girl walks away dejected
Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
Guy: "No you shouldn't. He's a jerk. I hear he has done time and is $200k in debt."
Girl walks away dejected
Guy 2: "Why did you do that?"
Guy: "All Availability Rule. Never know when I may need her single"
by bobandbill April 07, 2011
A person of many characters and / or personalities. A very exciting person who will always keep you guessing and on your toes. You will never know if the person is coming or going often leaving you in a redundant tail spin guessing game of Name that Character!
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*
by anobviousupgrade April 10, 2010
Very cursed but well-written fanfiction by taitofan on Ao3 about Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3, featuring many scenarios of him in erotic situations that contains wetting/pissing/omorashi.
To scare any Danganronpa veteran, just say 'Shuichi woke up at 3AM/in the morning' and watch them scream. This infamous fic is pretty much a required-read in the Danganronpa community. As of 2018-10-18, it has 58 chapters.
To scare any Danganronpa veteran, just say 'Shuichi woke up at 3AM/in the morning' and watch them scream. This infamous fic is pretty much a required-read in the Danganronpa community. As of 2018-10-18, it has 58 chapters.
"Dude, have you read Let It All Out?"
"Shuichi woke up at-"
"-three in the morning to the curious sensation of something very warm and wet against his leg."
*Cue hysterical sobbing*
"Shuichi woke up at-"
"-three in the morning to the curious sensation of something very warm and wet against his leg."
*Cue hysterical sobbing*
by Truly Greg September 28, 2020
Originated on Haight Street in San Francisco. There are so many homeless and street people there begging for money, beer, and left over food, that when a normal person who is dressed well, buzzed and going out for a good time is accosted by one of them (thereby killing your buzz) the non-homeless person may ask in an annoyed fashion “Why do you gotta be so homeless ALL THE TIME??!!!”. It is important to add “all the time” because they continue to be homeless and annoying every time you return to Haight Street.
This phrase can be extended to any situation in which another person is being incessantly annoying or pestering you for the same thing, ALL THE TIME!
This phrase can be extended to any situation in which another person is being incessantly annoying or pestering you for the same thing, ALL THE TIME!
Example #1 You are walking down Haight Street and you see a man with a “why lie I need a beer sign” and he accosts you and asks for your change. You say “Man, you are here every day asking for beer money, you should get a job! Why do you have to be so homeless ALL THE TIME???
Example #2
Person 1: Dude, can I borrow $10 dollars?
Person 2: Dude! You ask me for money every time I see you, why do you gotta be so homeless all the time?!
Example #2
Person 1: Dude, can I borrow $10 dollars?
Person 2: Dude! You ask me for money every time I see you, why do you gotta be so homeless all the time?!
by justaperson888 August 02, 2010
like the phrase it's all greek to me, meaning you don't understand. However,
there is no language as british, so it is a stupid phrase
there is no language as british, so it is a stupid phrase
by j-rob mad fresh May 01, 2010
Such as being passed up for a promotion by a newbie.
Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.
Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!
Paula: Well, Andy, the numbers just came in and you are by far our best salesman. So, I am promoting you to floor manager.
Mooj: This is the bullshit of all bullshits!
by Shifty Eyeballs October 22, 2014
A girl who is utterly obsessed with the band All Time Low.
This girl knows all their songs, all the background information about the band, and could possibly have a picture of the band as her phone background/have one of their songs as her ringtone.
This girl knows all their songs, all the background information about the band, and could possibly have a picture of the band as her phone background/have one of their songs as her ringtone.
Jennie: OMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW!! I WANT THEM SO BADLY!
Dylan: Wow Jennie, you are such an All Time Hoe
Dylan: Wow Jennie, you are such an All Time Hoe
by DS15 August 16, 2009