Alayzha

A gorgeous girl who is very nice and if u loose her u gin hold a BIG L.

"Hey you know Alayzha?" "Yea she's gorgeous!"

by Bighero23333 March 14, 2017

alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.

Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*

by saltine._. May 11, 2017

alazie

a fine ass queen who dont give 1 fuck about nobody ever and she thick asf

i want to be Alazies bf

by I love pikachu June 11, 2017

alabama butter train

A medical assisting term that defines the feeling of exuberance when you get done collecting a fresh medical specimen.

When I stuck that vain and saw that flash in the chamber I yeald SUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!!####!!######!!!!!!!$$!!!!!! Alabama butter train!!!!!!!!

by Mark Nicholas Lovell September 2, 2017

alaunnah

The baddest bitch on the planet, and somebody u dont wanna fuck with. Fr tho. They pretty and very smart but also very quiet and shy on the inside. She is really funny and their personalities r incredible! The are common to be short but thick girls too.

Boy: Do you got feelings for me?
Alaunnah: Hell no! Eww
~Later~
Friend: Do u like him
Alaunnah: hell yasss

by LilThickBitchAlaunnah September 4, 2017

alabama potluck

A party of at least 3 people engaged in sexual intercourse, where at least 2 members of the party are directly related. Alabama potlucks often consist of standard practices such as Alabama Hot Pockets, Alabama Iced Tea, Missionary, and Alabama Hot Chocolate. Nobody finishes.

Boss: Why is the floor all wet?
Gary: My cousin Brenda, Russel from accounting, and I held an Alabama Potluck yesterday evening. We accidentally spilled some of the Alabama Iced Tea.

by Mike Malek(y) October 6, 2017

Alabama Socket Wrench

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.

I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.

by HotPcktz October 16, 2017