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tick taco

The time between taco delivery and taco mastication when one must not dilly dally for fear of said tacos dogfoodifying as they get cold.
"Man, these tacos be smellin' good! We best eat 'em quick. tick taco, muthatrukka!"
by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015
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taco anxiety

Similar to sausage fears, taco anxiety is a visible uneasiness some men show about physical contact with platonic female friends.
"Oh, he has major taco anxiety. I told him to put his arm around me as we walked, but he looked uncomfortable and didn't know where to put his hand."
by Deome July 16, 2015
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juicy taco

when an uncircumcised male ejaculates in between a hoe's butt cheeks and then eats her asshole
"Man, I ate a really juicy taco last night with Denise. Twice!"
by buttstuf68 July 19, 2015
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Eggplant tacos

Eggplant taco(s); noun

Having sex, as could be expressed with emojis
We made eggplant tacos last night.

That girl is hot! I wanna give her an eggplant taco!
by ILoveTheEclipse September 3, 2016
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Hippie Taco

A Hairy, stanky, or downright repulsive muff so nasty, it'll make granny coochie look like Grade "A" meat.
Aye bruh, went home wit Tina from da club, and had to book it. She got that hippie taco. #nothanks
by TurdleBucket October 5, 2016
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Taco Orgy

Avocado, Tomato, and Jalepeño having sexual intercourse with Ghost Pepper.
"Oh my god it's a Taco Orgy!" ~ Kayla
"I wish I was a part of that" ~Anonymous
by Ghost Pepper November 17, 2016
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Swiss Taco

A Swiss Taco is what results when a Spanish girl gets multiple cream-pies and then someone eats her out.
"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
by Behrbutt November 26, 2018
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