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kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar
Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
mugGet the kevlar flat smackmug.

big flat balls

big flat balls means nobalsnodic
by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022
mugGet the big flat ballsmug.

burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.
Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."
by TiredOldMan May 23, 2018
mugGet the burns flatmug.

Primera Flats 23

The Primera Flats 23rd Street (PF23) are located on the East Side in South Central Los Angeles, California. They are the sequel of the original Primera Flats on 1st Street in the Aliso Village government housing projects in East Los Angeles. The 23rd Street Flats barrio stretches from San Pedro Street and Main Street, between 23rd Street and 25th Street.

The Primera Flats often meet up at Trinity Park located on Wall Street, however, this area has led to some deadly shootouts with rival gangs. They often hide illegal firearms, drugs, and other contraband, all throughout the park.Their cliques are the 23rs Street, Pee Wees (PWS), Termites (TMS), and plenty more. Midget Loco, (Chicano rapper and actor) openly admits his affiliation with the Primera Flats 23rd Street.
by malibabatekkral August 19, 2024
mugGet the Primera Flats 23mug.

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!
Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.
mugGet the Flat is justicemug.

Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.
Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.
by Angie Says So June 8, 2015
mugGet the Flat Packermug.

Down the flats

A scenic place where the boys could have a “bit on”, whether it’s down, in, on, around or across the flats.Normally a location where you chuck some pots in or go flick some yabby’s.
The big Cambodian woke up dustier than a ceiling fan after a big night and he pissed his swag,could say he had a bit on down the flats.
by Tatto the ferret November 23, 2023
mugGet the Down the flatsmug.

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