Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.

"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"

by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009

a stupid puppy

the worst meme

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

Puppies

The cutest living animal in the world

A baby dog

Omg I want all of these cute little puppies!

by ifaduckishappyitisnotsad May 25, 2021

Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012

My puppy

A woman or man that keeps coming back you know matter how you treat them

She’s my puppy. She caught me cheating and still came back

by MsPeaches June 22, 2021

Puppy eyes

How niggas look at you when they want some wings

*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”

Person 1: *Puppy eyes

Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”

by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

Pump Puppy

A man who jerks off for their partner on command

“Have you heard of Jessica’s Boyfriend?”
“Yeah, he’s a total Pump Puppy”

by #1 Pump Puppy July 14, 2025