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like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .
"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "
by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017
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Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.
Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.
by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017
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corsica in the pool

the term "Corsica in the pool" is a rephrasing of lyrics originally found in a cali Hip-Hop jam by E40 (or E-40) in which the lead vocals urge listeners to "ghost ride the whip" OR "ghost ride da whip" the whole thing sounds catchy enough to double as the chorus actually. in any case, the original phrasing found in this song was actually eclipsed by the trend it helped popularize (ghost riding da whip). this is of course the act of driving one's car (preferably an escalade) slowly on a strait-away, then jumping out of the vehicle and dancing along-side (or on the hood) to ones favorite song with added browny points for playing E40. accordingly, "Corsica in the Pool" can be most accurately compared to a weird al yankovic song because of it's qualities as a parody. In the "corsica" version, the song promotes the act of placing a chevy corsica in one's back yard pool as a demonstration of one's "balla" status. And as a further step towards said goal, gold rims and other common "gangsta" car accessories might be fitted to the car as a further demonstration of status.

this is an up-and-coming fad that is sure to be seen on MTV cribs within a matter of months.
"x4 corsica in the pool
x8 now...swim
x4 put those spinner rims on
x2 now...gas, brake, dip, dip "
by David Cummings December 12, 2008
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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
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Pool Que

A pool que is used in the classic gentleman's game of pool to hit the white billiard into the other billiard balls in order to claim victory.
Gentleman 1: Do you fancy a game of pool?
Gentleman 2: I would fancy one good sir. Please allow me to retrieve the pool ques.
by Iconic Gentleman August 19, 2019
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HighRise Pool Hooker

When a slick woman or a group of slick women go from one new high rise pool to another, usually in a metropolitan town similar to AustinTX, in search of looking cool on their Instagram and or seeking a wealthy male to seduce and rob.
Tommy: Dude check out those hot chicks over at the far end of the pool they are hot!

Mike: Brother steer clear of them, they are HighRise Pool Hookers. They are searching for validation and the money in your wallet.

Tommy: I thought they looked familiar.

Mike: Yea next week they will probably be at the grand opening of the Four Seasons Residences pool side.
by AwesomeTexaz May 21, 2025
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Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
by Agergarth March 25, 2023
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