fudging

holding in a shit for pleasure or situational reasons
“hey are you coming over later”
“nah i just started a fudging streak i can’t, sorry”
by FartMaxXer2 December 18, 2023
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fudge sugar

The semen clings to the pubic hairs surrounding the rectum and crystallizes or hardens into sugar like scabs
He could see that James was a dirty man, a week later and the evidence of their encounter still clung as fudge sugar.
by DucksAreMyFavourite April 29, 2018
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fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 03, 2011
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fudge muncher

A person who eats out a black girls vagina or anus.
Man, I am such a fudge muncher!
by ZedFontaine February 01, 2017
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brownie fudge sundae

When a guy is trying to sneak anal but the girl has diarrhea and they both end up covered in shit.
Bro, I was trying to stick it in her ass but then she straight up gave me a brownie fudge sundae.
by vilhjalmyr July 23, 2018
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Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.
Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.
by The truth 123 September 19, 2018
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Fudge the bear

Fudging the bear is when you chillax after a long hard day at work. Taking a deep breath and letting your body go limp... Just really letting it all go! Nirvana.
After a long day of hard work I just wanted to get home and fudge the bear.
by Fudge the Bear January 09, 2018
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