by Burdurboy05 March 9, 2020
Get the Daved mug.Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek
Dave is family.
Dave is family.
Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!
I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
by hjones3001 December 22, 2021
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Get the Matthew Dave mug.This is the day dedicated to a man named dave that changed all our lives. He will not be forgotten. He was dave, he always will be dave, dave will not be forgotten. He was an English man, some may even say the daviest an English man could get!
At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.
At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.
by Maddmann(E) October 29, 2021
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Get the king dave mug.Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.
Example 1.) There was quite a few of us dave mackaying round Lisa's last weekend.
Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?
Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?
by Leftits March 7, 2021
Get the Dave Mackaying mug.Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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