Beans (Of Men)

Beans are the two things on a mans body located in a skin sack. They are also known as testicles. Balls are another word for beans.

playing baseball, " Oh shit, ughghh the ball hit me in the BEANS!"

two dudes hanging out. "Damn it! I just spilled dr pepper on my beans"

a guy who got laid last night. " Dude, my girl was sucking on my beans soooo fucking hard man!"

called beans, but are really Beans (Of Men)

by The Doctor... April 16, 2009

Cruel Beans

An unfortunate turn of fate.

"When they popped a cap in my homie's ass, that was cruel beans, man."

by Lunchmonkey November 15, 2009

Bean Scene

Female equivalent of a spank-bank. A collection of memorized sexual images to be used at a later date.

Jenn: Have you seen that hot mom from the show Californication?

Jeff: She's sexy.

Jenn: Yeah, I totally added her to my Bean Scene the other day

by MasterBlasterSRBC September 2, 2014

half bean

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.

Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!

by thesensone June 16, 2011

Bean Stew

A hot, multi-female, all nude, sex party.

Come on over to the dorm. We are having bean stew tonight.

I love a good bean stew.

This club is full of hot lez. I’ll round up some for bean stew tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Smol bean

Small and cute. Something you want to hide away from the world and protect. Deserves to be rolled into a burrito blanket and snuggled.

Zack believes that Hannah is a smol bean, yet he is incorrect as HE is the smollest of beans.

by Chuuya's_knobC November 12, 2017

bean bank

The female's version of the "spank bank", where images are mentally stored for later masturbation. "Bean" referring to the female's clitoris.

Watching the hot guitarist on stage, Katie knew she was storing up images in the bean bank.

by Angry Irishman October 3, 2013