Chris Hansen

The host of "To Catch A Predator".

He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.

Their boner-kill.

Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!

by pelicaine September 7, 2009

Christina

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. With the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should get to meet her at least once.

Everyone loves Christina.

by n a October 16, 2008

chronoisseur

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.

Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

by Chronisauraus Rex June 4, 2009

Christmas ass

The extra poundage resulting from consuming too many drinks, cookies, cheese balls, etc. at holiday parties.

"My jeans that fit a month ago don't now because I have Christmas ass."

by creepingphlox January 3, 2010

chrysa

Chrysa is an annoying girl who will keep you awake at night. But she is perfect and a leader. She could be a little bossy at times but she is funny when you are close. She has great taste in men. And many guys like her.

Boy, that girl chrysa is a pretty view to look at in the morning.

by hihihii potatoes February 26, 2017

chrisél

Chrisél is a beautiful girl. She has the nicest smile on earth and blows away minds with her personality. People like to hang around her because she is always full of jokes and fun. She has the best advice and definitely the best fashion. She also has a fine looking ass. She loves to do a lot of sports too.

Boy:"look there is chrisél."
Boy2:"wow look at that smile."

by Jjjjjjjjjjyyy August 16, 2017

christmas night mega bust

The most holy night of them all when after a months pain of no nut November and through December a man finally chokes his chicken and lets out his biggest night of the year

Man 1: Yo man you doing No Nut November ?

Man 2: Hell yea gonna get the Christmas Night Mega Bust after.

by Ur urethra November 15, 2017