Dick scurvy

Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency

Also known as sex deficiency.

Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....

by Amove July 5, 2019

onion dick

a penis that is too big and too hard that it makes a girl cry.

Antonio's onion dick made Jess cry in pain.

by welovepenis123 December 4, 2016

keep dick

Standing guard or on the look out for unwanted eyes

Keep dick there jawnty while I raid my ma’s handbag for some glue money

by Mickybee December 7, 2017

Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

by CK1629 January 23, 2010

Dick-resin

The dried up mixture of semen, tears, mascara, and glitter found on a whore's tits.

After a long night of degrading, strenuous, inhumane, and immoral acts Mandy was smothered in dick-resin.

by The Resinators August 29, 2013

skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

dick drifting

When a girl who cant use her legs rides your dick

Damn man, stacy was dick drifting like a street racer

by PiperPickledPeter February 1, 2018