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Jake Paul

by DEFINITELYNOTTEAJAZZ July 13, 2020
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Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...
by Viv283 March 5, 2012
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Jake Paul

IT is a contagious thing that you don't want to get. The disease has a youtube channel. Subscribers divided by 0 more like.
Person 1: oh my god look at the dislikes on its everyday bro
Person 2: yeh, jake paul is a cringe disease and people don't want it
by kandi kitty kat March 19, 2019
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Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.
me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul
by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018
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Jake Paul

It is a slang word for the word "Cancer"

I Want to repost
Woah, I have Jake Paul.
by Caesar Zeppeli October 8, 2020
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is shit at making youtube videos.
by xPhotonx March 20, 2019
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is such a pussy
by j3odie June 11, 2018
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