I mean...

An immediate response to a stupid question, or question with a next-to-obvious answer. The placeholder is supposed to be used by itself, with the "..." implying a period of silent waiting for the question asker to re-contemplate the stupidity of his/her question and/or understand that the person that he/she is asking the question to is of superior caliber and need not waste time answering this goddam stupid question. In fact, "I mean..." need not be used after a question. A cocky fucker can just use it all the time, and not have to say anything else!

When that one slut asked DDB if he had the time, he quickly gave her that look and said, "I mean..." since a) DDB obviously doesn't have the time for some stupid slut, not to mention anyone really, and b) if she was asking for the clock time, why should he answer that when she can just look up at the sun's position in the sky, and if its night she can just wait a couple of hours, and if she's blind then why the fuck does she need to know the time anyway, I mean...

by nesia November 27, 2005

I

Why did I bawk?
What if…
You don’t want to see me?

I don’t want to be annoying…
Sometimes I am…
You are not moving…
Is that because you think I don’t want to see you?
I don’t see how you could question that…

Of course, I do…

I am absolutely, positively, crazily in love with YOU!!!

by Just a girl with 💔 September 12, 2023

AND I OOP!-

An annoying term used by stupid bitches.

no one:
literally no one:
stupid bitches:
AND I OOP- *drops hyrdoflask*
vsco girls: AND I OOP!- I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY HYDRO!!!

by vscogirlsareannyoingperiodt August 24, 2019

I no scared

A declaration of a singular lack of fear faced with improbable odds. Must be said in simple Welsh accent.

"The boys said I wouldn't strawpedo a bottle of wine but I no scared."

by theTimmer1 November 3, 2006

And I oof

What Dead memes use for a phrase

mutated version of and i oop

person 1: HA get rekt
person 2: And I oof

by coookiemuu September 2, 2019

i/c

In Command.

"Andy is the i/c on this one."

by Diego July 29, 2003

i-llegal

pronounced (i lee-guhl) when speaking in first person about something that's legal for you, in other words if something is illegal for a third person, a first person speaker will say it is i-llegal for them if they are willing to do it giving them the right to express that it is not illegal for the first person speaking.

Thief: yo help me rack this car.
Young man: i would man but its illegal.
Thief: well its i-llegal for me so I'm doing it.
Young man: w.e man if you get busted its on you.
thief: i told you its i-llegal, pigs just don't understand that and that's where problems rest at.
Young man: good luck!

by Mar A.D. November 18, 2010