P Town

I can see where people would use this slang for any town whose name, begins with P, however we believe P-town to be Provincetown, Mass., on the tip of Cape Cod

It's always a party in P-town!

by Spriggolf September 19, 2005

P Diddy

Black entrepreneur with many haters. Used to be a paper-boy, now makes millions.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

P to V

1. Short for "Penis to Vagina."
2. Sex.

Joe: What did you do last night?

Bob: Not much, just had a little "P to V."

by funkone May 24, 2009

P's and Q's

This axiom, regardless of its origins, has been common in post-victorian Britain as an abbreviation of 'to mind your manners' or, more specifically, to say both 'please' (p's) and 'thankyou' (thank-Q).
Thus the phrase 'watch your p's and q's' has been in use to encourage people to speak politely, especially children, who remember such phrases better than just instructions.

Kid 1: You spill my pint?
Kid 2: feck off!
Mum: Oi, watch you're p's and q's!
Kid 2: Sorry. Feck off, please.

by Phil Bool April 19, 2006

P-chan

A black pig on the anime Ranma 1/2. When doused with hot water , he becomes a human named Ryoga.

Tom: Guess what Mark I just named my new pet pig P-chan... isn't that great?

Mark: You are such a geek.

by BillyBobJoeBobRobert October 13, 2006

P-Ville

Placerville, Ca 95667; A place you'll spend your childhood dreaming of getting out of. A place with zero hot chicks, and no one with a full set of teeth, an environmentalist dream land!

Man1: Wanna go to P-Ville?

Girl1: Nah that place sucks!

by P-ville Local July 26, 2009

Pushin P

Pushin P is Also known as removing a man's penis from their ballsack and attaching it towards their forehead to become one of the cult members known as the:

"Penis Jackerwookey Monkeys"

These monkeys have sex with caterpillars and molest and buttfuck teenage furry boys

(because their faggots)

between 15-16 because their shit is nice and fresh when it explodes from their bodies when the Penis JabberWookey Monkies enable the penis missile attack

used to kill their prey by shooting fat fucking laser beams from their nipples and slapping their ballsacks against their dead prey to batter their fat ass fucking bodies

Alright, sir are you ready to do the procedure for "Pushin P" to become one of the penis jabberwookey monkeys?

Yes big butt booty daddy

*Procedure starts*
*Procedure finishes*

OOGA BOOGA I AM THE PENIS JABBERWOOKEY MONKEY BEHOLD, I FUCK CATERPILLARS AND MOLESTE 16 TEENAGE FURRY BOYS BECAUSE IM A FUCKING FAGGOT

*Sees 16 Year Old Furry Boy*

UwU Fuck me Daddy!

*ZZXXAAAPP*
*molestes then shoots lasers out of nipples*
*begins slapping ballsack against dead body*

OOGA BOOGA I AM THE PENIS JABERWOOKEY PENIS MONKEY BAIL TWARDS MY PRESENCE AND SUCK MY FAT BIG ASSHOLE

by YourFuckingFatherNigga February 24, 2022