WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.

Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.

by Ega September 27, 2014

Blinker walk

a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.

“yo chris said he’s gonna go for a blinker walk, you coming?

by indicawrld November 15, 2022

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

The Shafty walk

A stride that emits virginity from the bowels of the walker

Guy A: "Look at him doing the Shafty walk."
Guy B: "Yeah, bet he hasn't touched a girl before"

by croissantexp December 3, 2021

Thunder Walk

When you do something very fast

Yesterday I was so Lazy, but then, My mom told me that If I dont Clean up my room, I will not play videogames, so I had a Thunder Walk.

by DemonGuitar99 January 14, 2014

Wall Walking

Wall Walking is a ROBLOX term to refer to the glitch where you Wall Hop, but you don't jump, which results in an almost humanly impossible challenge.

Player: Dude what am I supposed to do here there's absolutely nothing here.
Creator: Just start wall walking across the frame and then you can continue.
Player: What the fuck?

by Astatine16 October 22, 2023

Gemba Walk

Something important people do that serves no actual purpose but sounds like it accomplishes something. Commonly executed in order to avoid doing actual productive work.

Hey Aaron, you up for a quick Gemba walk? I’ve got all these quotes to work on but I’m just not feeling it right now.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022