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Cock

That cock is so huge, I don't think I could make it fit
by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023
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Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.
I heard that guy has a trunk cock
by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018
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dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around
John is a complete dirt cock
by Dirt cock March 2, 2017
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Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".
You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!
by WhenWe February 19, 2012
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soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.
Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"
by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020
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cock mongrel

somebody whos being a little shit and/or wayy to horny
ex:"holy fuckin shit dude, jenna was being such a motherfuckin cock mongrel in there! im suprised nobodys fucked her yet"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
by ilovelivya December 25, 2023
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flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg, I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd
by 214B May 18, 2023
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