sex

It's where a man and woman fell in love so much, they go on their bed, taking off their clothes, covering it up with a huge blanket, and then doing some friendly wrestling poses until they are tired.

Dad: "And that is how I did sex with your mother."
Son: "Okay."

by NotFunnyGoldMystery93 July 14, 2021

Sex first ??

Used by many top shaggers created by the man the myth the legend Martin blacow the use of this quote will guarantee a shag

See a 10/10 Bird

YO B. Sex first ??

by Ehdhfhcj August 18, 2022

Ikarian Sex Swing

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.

I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

by Icaros6969 June 26, 2022

Sex Corpse

A broad who is perfectly prepared with clothes, makeup and scent so he can get off . One mistake and he can't make it .

He got her behind the bar in the alley because she was a perfect sex corpse .

by hacker jo March 7, 2025

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

sex

shove that dick uo your pussy

jack: can we have sex

girlfriend : YES!

by anonymous February 22, 2023

art of sex

one man can be working on his female partner for half an hour like a wild rabbit, but she will not be satisfied, and another man, who knows constitution of female genitals and understands nuances, can change slightly the angle of penis penetration and in this way he will activate a sensitive area of her vagina which will allow her be satisfied much quicker. That is just an example of the fact how important is understanding of every position in sex. Knowing and understanding of sex positions is not the top but just a step, but a very important one, approaching you to the real high art of sex.

P1: have you been reading ?
P2: yes I read the art of sex .
P2: good man !

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 14, 2019