Lucas's Cock

Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex

"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 17, 2022

Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016

closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky

“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though”
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”

by Pseudos January 3, 2019

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

Big Black Cock

A big black cock is a black man’s big dick. Or something used to insult a bitch ass nigga

I love his big black cock
Insult: Shut up you big black cock!

by JamarNelson June 7, 2023

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

Sialis Cock

When you take sialis and cock gets so hard that your suck back and 20 years younger

Buddy: yo i took some sialis and i my skin went slurp sucked the soul right outta my but i tell yeah i was hung like a horse for many hours

(Sialis cock) this person must be in the mid 50's and was told the mans skin pretty much just went slurp sucked right back

by Dick dander September 20, 2020