National Sex Day

National Sex Day is celebrated yearly on June 9th. Why? Because 6/9! It is celebrated for all sexualities. If a couple's straight and one's on their period, then one must perform oral sex, or many more ways to celebrate National Sex Day. Do something new with your soulmate! Do something more kinky!

How are you celebrating National Sex Day? I'm giving my boyfriend head today!
I'm celebrating National Sex Day by masturbating!

by joshiyohi June 9, 2019

Sex

when you put your silly yellow liquid maker inside of someones butt

"i had sex with your mom"

by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 April 22, 2023

Sex

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

by .xxx_j_xxx. May 13, 2022

sex

something neither of us will ever have

i cant pull bitches so no sex

by skybaditoilet August 19, 2024

Sex

Literally urban Dictionaries favorite thing, if you look at anything here it will have some sort of sex in it

Josh:God damn it its just another definition with sex in it again

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023

sex

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by jbhyigtugf July 11, 2023

Sex

Something you will never get

Boy: sex?
Girl: no

by Salty sock October 8, 2021