Sex

when you put your silly yellow liquid maker inside of someones butt

"i had sex with your mom"

by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 April 22, 2023

National Sex Day

National Sex Day is celebrated yearly on June 9th. Why? Because 6/9! It is celebrated for all sexualities. If a couple's straight and one's on their period, then one must perform oral sex, or many more ways to celebrate National Sex Day. Do something new with your soulmate! Do something more kinky!

How are you celebrating National Sex Day? I'm giving my boyfriend head today!
I'm celebrating National Sex Day by masturbating!

by joshiyohi June 9, 2019

National Sex day

January 6th

Me: “Babe it’s national sex day, let’s celebrate”
Girlfriend: “okay sounds good

by Justmetonigh January 5, 2020

Sex

When you put someone dick in someone’s pussy and ass.

I want to have some great sex

by Blare 209 January 5, 2021

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

Sex

how the fuck do you not know what this is you fucking virgin????? also, why are people writing wattpad fanfics on here? my eyes are burning.

A: I heard you finally lost your virginity, who'd you have sex with?
B: your mom B)
dont reply with your mom when someone asks how you lost your virginity. i got slapped across my face

by penisman409 November 22, 2022

Sex

Luke any luke that may resemble a greek god with a horse cock

the definition of sex is luke

by 22334455www January 17, 2022