Super Cock Surprise

The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise

Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.

by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014

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Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

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Saeko Futa Cock

When the persons dick is abhorrently large (longer than 2 feet)

Explanation: On rule34.xxx there is an obscene amounts of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized dicks. Most of the Futa is by artist stevencarson

“Damn Daniel, geez, you have a Saeko Futa Cock, ar ar ar ar ar

by AstronomicaIl December 26, 2023

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