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what urban dictionary definers (edgy 13 year olds) overuse as innappropriate slang
"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"

"if you will lmao, read it out"

"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"

"nevermind"
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sex week

The week where have sex every day . It starts on the week starting on Palm Sunday and ending on Easter Sunday.
Hey Paul how was sex week?”

Amazing, I just did anal on Easter to finish it up.”
by Pussyslayer000000 March 30, 2023
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Valentino and Cameron having sex

Valentino and Cameron having sex will make your balls explode guaranteed
by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023
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Sex

The funniest word in the hyperverse (besides penis)
by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023
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bootlehole whore sex

when two women or men of the name “paigy waigy” come together to create a child! With their paigy waigy genetics, the “perfect” baby is formed, which can be compared to the ruler of all, paigy waigy.
Wow! I saw two Paigys preforming bootlehole whore sex. that really inspired me to become a better person.
by Abalavalxyfbofj December 6, 2022
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Scandinavian Butt Sex

this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.
Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that
by TheRealCornball December 7, 2024
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Gay locker room sex

What most gay guys hope for when they go to their gym

The last period of school that day was PE, and Tanner’s class was on their football unit. Sure, he got a bit beat up, but Tanner had lots of fun taking a guy down or getting tossed in the air. The most recent game, played at the end of the school day when the sun was insanely hot, was super active. It ended with Tanner and the other guys drenched in sweat, dirt worked into the crevices of their skin, grass stains on their knees and palms. They knew they had to shower.
The group of about 5 guys walked into the locker room, laughing, shouting, and replaying their favorite parts of that day. By the time they got to their lockers, they had pulled off their shirts, socks, and shoes. Evan, one of the more attractive guys in Tanner’s opinion, pulled off his pants and boxers in one go and walked to the showers. Tanner was quick to follow.
Their behavior in the showers wasn’t gay, just them having fun. They’d slap each others’ asses, swing their dicks around, just joking. After most of the guys had finished, it was just Tanner and Evan. Without the distraction of their friends, Tanner got out his bar of soap and began to wash out the dirt that was caked onto his legs. Tanner had been horny for a while, and jerking off just wasn’t satisfying him. He decided to call attention to himself.
He was bent over at the waist while washing his legs, when he “accidentally” let the soap slip and he said, loudly, “shit!” Evan looked over to see Tanner picking up the soap, but he let his eyes linger on Tanner’s bubble butt. Evan was openly bisexual, and he often complimented guys on their physique, but he never tried anything with them. But he got the memo almost instantly that Tanner wanted to fuck.
Evan walked over to Tanner and gave him a light slap on the right butt cheek, but he let it linger there. Tanner looked back at Evan, gave a mischievous smile, and grabbed Evan’s other hand and placed it on his hip. Evan started to get hard, and Tanner didn’t want to miss that. He turned around so that they were facing each other, showing that Tanner was fully hard and his cock was standing upright, about 5 inches. Evan was also 5 inches, but that was while he was soft. Tanner dropped to his knees instantly and grabbed Evan’s cock, and began to stroke it until it was at its full 7.5 inches. Tanner looked up at Evan and began to deepthroat him with no resistance. Evan said out loud “oh fuck,” which made Tanner harder and made him suck faster. Soon, Evan gripped Tanner’s hair and held his face down on his dick while he shot cum straight down his throat. Tanner breathed through his nose and swallowed all the cum. Evan picked Tanner up and carried him into their boys sauna (it was a rich school).
Bam. Gay locker room sex. Look up gay sauna sex for part 2.
by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024
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