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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."
by andgew December 6, 2021
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Email Me

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....
by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021
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let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book
by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021
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can anyone hear me

help me please i cant escape HE'S GETTING CLOSER HELP HELP-F POJHMNOGH BIJKSDHADVHUIJE,FKED
please can anyone hear me im being held against my own well im being drawn in ms paint hghelp mefgyfewedf dgdgrbhr54t3e4ye3y bdxa&&^&()ew bnbyuwsd^&edgfr{}{r^&#*%(5IO43WRB
by majizinga December 6, 2021
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lord save me

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life
by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021
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Fuck me

Fuck me means fuck me in the ass till that big black cock nuts in me daddy
PLS DADDYY PLS FUCK ME IM ON MY KNEES PLS STICK IT IN PLS CUM IN ME YOU ARE THE BEST BIG BROTHER I COULD EVER ASK FOR
by Obito.fx December 10, 2021
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