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soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.
Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"
by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020
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Cock

That cock is so huge, I don't think I could make it fit
by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023
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Sialis Cock

When you take sialis and cock gets so hard that your suck back and 20 years younger
Buddy: yo i took some sialis and i my skin went slurp sucked the soul right outta my but i tell yeah i was hung like a horse for many hours

(Sialis cock) this person must be in the mid 50's and was told the mans skin pretty much just went slurp sucked right back
by Dick dander September 20, 2020
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Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia
My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade
by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021
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Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.
I heard that guy has a trunk cock
by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018
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Sex cock

you tape knives to a cock and chase people with them with your pants down
if you don’t hurry I’ll stab you with my sex cock
by Evi March 26, 2022
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General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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