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British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
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A rich man's lipid penis; a rich man's fat cock.
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An instant feeling of male genital arousal from a particular stimulus.
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Southern Cock Lozenge

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.
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Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.
Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
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