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Balls

Balls -- When you are 18 you attend college out of state and you meet some kids from Chicago you tell you about a trick. The trick is you claim you lost your Drivers License and your home state will send you an official document with a state water seal and the state you are in along with your student body card will issue you another idea.

If the birth date changes on the form with a state seal the issuing state of state of new ID license will give you one with what ever the birth date is on the state seal. So with the magic of hair spray and a cue tip and purchasing an old type writer you become 21 from 18 by taking thenew improved document to the DMV
Balls -- Balls part comes in when you have a Fake ID and you are 19 but the ID is attached to your real social security number you get a job tending bar. W-2's and W-9's so you tend bar and you ask men for their ID you reject some of them because they can produce any back up and you are the responsible Bartender. Then teh women come in and no questions asked. If the men I reject only knew I was 19.
by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011
mugGet the Ballsmug.

s’more ball

When you take a marshmallow, wrap it in a towel, and then light it. Then you throw the s’more ball to the batter, who hits it with a wooden spatula.
Jeff: Hey do you want to play s’more ball with us?
Jay: What’s s’more ball?
Jeff: S’more balls in your mouth! Jk it’s baseball with a marshmallow on fire!
by LegitZebra November 14, 2022
mugGet the s’more ballmug.

Balls of piss

When a guy pisses on another guys dick and it drips onto his balls
Jeremy just gave me balls of piss!”
by KinkyKaii May 13, 2022
mugGet the Balls of pissmug.

Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.
My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.
by Revelcer June 8, 2018
mugGet the Red Ballsmug.

cock and balls

why the fuck did you look this up. yk what it means your just extremely stupid
this nigga looked up “cock and balls on urban dictionary what a dumbass
by fwaviad May 14, 2024
mugGet the cock and ballsmug.

Cock n' ball

Cock AND ball!
by Cock andballs November 28, 2022
mugGet the Cock n' ballmug.

Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
by maximi September 14, 2024
mugGet the Ball up topmug.

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