pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate

A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.

Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.

Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.

by mrkrypto June 30, 2011

bangs down, balls out

a term used by athletes who consistantly wear their hair back for convenience during workouts, but for whatever reason, decided that today, they would just wear it down; usually accompanied by a "fuck it" mentality. most commonly found in female athletes.
this also occurs when the athlete forgot to bring or lost any bobby pins, hair clips, etc that they were planning on using.

x: "hey, I heard we're conditioning today, do you want some bobby pins?"
y: "no thanks, I'll just go bangs down, balls out."

x: "wow, I like your hair down!"
y: "yeah, I forgot my hair clips, so I guess I have to go bangs down, balls out today."

by smessemsee October 25, 2011

Get Out Of My Shoes

If someone enters a conversation that shouldn’t you tell them to get out of my shoes or leave the conversation

Person 1: Star Wars is the best
Person 2: no it isn’t

Person 1: yes it is
Person 3: Star Wars is the worst

Person 1: get out of my shoes (person 3)

by lg3503 January 23, 2023

get out of your hair

To remove oneself from the interaction.

I'll get out of your hair now.

by D. Y. Vetz December 12, 2020

Lay you out to cool

A threat used by southern parents. To lay you out to cool is to hit you until you fall to the floor. Used as a threat without action.

“Son if you don’t get your ass in here I’m gonna lay you out to cool!”

by Tejasniñas January 27, 2021

bricked up & bugged out

A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.

Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"

Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."

Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*

Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."

Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."

by khaoti June 23, 2022

Who Turned Out The Lights?

the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.

Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.

by pantaking69 July 1, 2022