Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025

sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something

Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.

by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024

sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something

Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.

by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024

Panda Sex

The sexual act of a threesome, between a white person, a black person, and an Asian person.

I can't wait to go out and have Panda sex with Rob, and Lucy.

by Card-Dan June 27, 2019

Sex shinobi

A person who can engage in sex so stealthily that not only do the people In the adjacent room or next door don’t know what’s going on; but the person being sexed doesn’t even know you’re ther.

Damn I was at a college party and I had to go sex shinobi!! She passed out in my bed!!!

by SamanthaDaniels February 01, 2019

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 12, 2012

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023