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Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Red man Steve

Old man of the feeney building, Often found in nearby waterin holes wetting his beak.

Identifiable by his amazing red face, perhaps a tribal ritual. It is a sight to strike fear into the lesser mortals of the feeney building
watch out theres red man steve!!!!!!!!!

(aka Old Spice Old Spice)
by Liam David Cahill April 9, 2005
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Old Man Crotch

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.
I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.
by Simi Halu February 28, 2009
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faggoty arm man

gay man that loves to hang on to other gay men that are very muscular
damn that guy is such a faggoty arm man
by m.e.n January 6, 2009
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furry man ass

When I went to Bath And Body Works I saw furry man ass
by hi bitches June 9, 2014
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MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.
Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."
by DelaneyMayMay February 7, 2015
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pick up man

A person who is in love with his truck and wouldn't trade it in for anything even if you destroyed it.
That truck sure belongs to a pick up man.
by Lil buddy Jr. June 22, 2015
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