Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40

My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense

by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020

Cock vac

N.

1. penis pump

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!

by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008

Cock

To be Cock defines someone who wears on point clothes and has a particularly fresh style.

This kis is so cock!

by PeteyPirhana November 14, 2016

Cock-hobbled

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.

Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.

by Cuntstruck July 24, 2024

cock

Hey, Nice cock!

So i was walking into the bathroom when i saw my dad and i said "Hey,Nice Cock!"

by glizzytouch February 18, 2021

Cock complex

The term "cock complex" refers to a psychological condition where individuals persistently believe that others are excessively fixated on their genitalia, particularly the penis, despite lacking substantial evidence to support such perceptions

FreeFra constantly thinks people in QCON are on his dick. Cock complex

by agran March 22, 2024

vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.

After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.

by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023