Balling Like Derek Fisher

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.

My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.

by V_d March 17, 2025

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Ball

Typically spherical shaped, made of a rubber material and often times very bouncy. Not to mention its absolutely hilarious when kids get hit in the face by one.

Person 1: hey look at this ball

Person2: yeah, it's very bouncy

Person1: hey watch this! *launches ball at kids face*

by QueefusTheThird March 17, 2025

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Zecking-ball

Zeck.app is an application from celebrity spokesperson, Ed Norton, that is intended to allow people to work collaboratively on presentations for board meetings. Zecking-ball means you've put your presentation materials up for review and your boss comes in like a wrecking ball with no less than 5 comments about your material.

Example: I just posted my slides for review and the boss came in like a Zecking-ball and now I have to start all over.

by SpinningFreak March 18, 2025

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Tasty Balls

Gym bros? Really? I don't know. Maybe the testosterone? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, maybe you're just being a filth slut for clout but if you're serious then I would GUESS... Probably the testosterone...

Hym "Well, and you know, I could be that Gym bros need to shower after they work out and, therefore, have cleaner balls... OR... If the impetus behind their lifestyle is the YouTube dating-advice/self-help freaks... A lot of them tell men to use bar-soap instead of a gel detergent. Umm... Sweat frequency? Like, they expel sweat more frequently and, therefore, the pores in their nut sack (assuming nut sacks have pores) are relatively less dirty... I mean, it's just skin... So it should just be skin-flavored... But yeah. There are some possible theories as to why Gym bros have tasty balls (apparently)... Yep."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

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