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tenant sex

Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.
What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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Sex

Why the fuck is you looking this up?
Polly:Hey Derek, can I talk to you for a bit?
Derek:Sure, I’m all ears
Polly:In private?
Derek: oh yah, hold on one sec trey
*They went out side the school
Polly:I-I think I like you
*derek smirks
Polly: I know you problably don’t like me but I just wanted to let you know

Derek:can we make out?
Polly:Umm but people will see us..
Derek:I’m joking,can I fuck you?
Polly:Wait, your joking right?
Derek:we don’t have to if you don’t want to
Polly: NO! I-I do want you to fuck me.but let’s go to my house, remember, my parents won’t be coming back for a month
Derek:So persistent, I think I’m in love
*polly and Derek walk to polly’s house
Polly:ok, here we are, my house
*derek takes off his shirt and pollys too and they begin to make out
Polly:*he’s such a good kisser, I want to fuck already*
*after 3 minutes of making out, polly takes off her bra, skirt, and panties
*She takes off dereks boxers and pants, she leads him up to the huge guest room she puts herself on top of him
Polly: you rea-*MOANS
*before pollys could even finish her sentence, Derek began fucking her.Polly was moaning uncontrollably, she had never had sex before, she hope he would take her virginity
by Sexcondompussy August 31, 2021
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sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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African Dry Sex

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.
Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.
by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025
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sex

i love sex i would totally do it everyday
mmmm~ fuckkk~ ughhhh~ harder~ faster~ uhhhh~ im cumming~ now thats sex
by alysha green May 27, 2024
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high-pitched sex sounding

making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.
The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.
by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018
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