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Sex

how the fuck do you not know what this is you fucking virgin????? also, why are people writing wattpad fanfics on here? my eyes are burning.
A: I heard you finally lost your virginity, who'd you have sex with?
B: your mom B)
dont reply with your mom when someone asks how you lost your virginity. i got slapped across my face
by penisman409 November 22, 2022
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Sex

Luke any luke that may resemble a greek god with a horse cock
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Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult

The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.
Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!
by JimmyMac9 June 6, 2024
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sex

Boi this aint no porn site, why are you taking your pants off.
Bruh he just searched sex in urban dictionary and he started to masturbate
by xX360RetardXx April 16, 2019
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Sex

They jump into bed and Ally rests her head on Miles’ shoulder. She jumps up, and sits on his knees.

He sits up. He then reaches forward and lifts up her t-shirt, revealing her bra. She helps him out by unbuttoning her bra, exposing her massive tits. Miles leads his finger down her breasts and squeezes them, Ally let out a moan and a giggle. She then unbuttons his shirt, and traces her finger over his muscular body. Then, Miles pants are pulled off and soon, his boxers are too, revealing his 8 incher. Miles grabs her by the waist and rips off her shorts, then chuckles and he pulls off her thong, exposing her shaved, wet pussy. He then slides his fingers up her, making her moan louder and louder. He inserted his fingers deeper, and she gasped. He then pushed his dick into her pussy, and she gasped even more. He started pushing it inside and out, making her moan and scream for him to go faster. Miles dick continued to penetrate into her pussy, it was amazing, Ally loved it. Her orgasms drove him wild, and made him fuck her harder and harder, she grasped her tits and gasped for air. She was screaming his name, telling him to go faster and harder. They left eachothers bodies, and both fell on eachother.

Miles lifted Ally’s chin up and pushed his lips into hers. Her lips brushed his, softly, delicately, just long enough that he could inhale her breath, feel the warmth of her skin. They just had the best sex of their lives.
by whatisevenlife June 26, 2021
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sex mode

Sex mode is when someone goes really crazy by doing something or for something
Nah, he went sex mode on those guys man, The match was immediately over when he went sex mode, they lost.
by koikonkonimiyakuharofu February 10, 2024
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Sex

when you put your silly yellow liquid maker inside of someones butt
"i had sex with your mom"
by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 April 22, 2023
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