Motif Syndrome

Motif Syndrome is a condition where you become obsessed with Overwatch 2 after Motif asks you to install it. Once you have Motif Syndrome, you can only think and talk about Overwatch 2. When someone asks you a question, your only response is 'Overwatch 2.'

Man I think I got the Motif Syndrome..

He created monsters..

Who cares, go play Overwatch 2 and get Grandmaster or get banned buddy.

by sapped46 March 22, 2025

malabsorption syndrome

A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.

But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.

'I have Malabsorption Syndrome, but I'm going to try my best to be okay!'

by efege October 7, 2017

party syndrome

when you're at a party and think you have mad feelings for someone else and wake up the next morning feeling nothing at all about them

"I was serious about a relatiomship with Jenny last night but now I feel nothing"
"Dude, you got the party syndrome"
"Shit because I already told her we'd go on a date Friday"

by themadpooper January 5, 2015

BPCH Syndrome

Black people cant hoop syndrome

if your black friend is trash he might have BPCH syndrome

by ItWasntDoug June 8, 2024

Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 25, 2016

Winnipeg Syndrome

An ailment that makes a person delusional due to living in the city of Winnipeg.

“Rick Bowness has been terrible lately…”

“Yeah he has Winnipeg Syndrome.”

by mediocrejets April 28, 2024

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025